You flippin' LESS-on! I AM SHANE! Yer the, like, flippin' imposter, eh? I dare you to flippin' come to Blind River! I will be waitin' and I will kick yer flippin' ass across town, motherflipper!!!

Hey. Did you say they got legal dope in Amsterdam? Holy flip. And lotsa hookers too? Are they legal too?

Geez.

And the beer is good, eh?

So whaddya want to come here for anyways, bolthole? Sounds to me like yer in the right flippin' place alreddy!

- Shane