The tone and caliber of all your verse is just pathetic;
Catharsis other than through art -- a strong emetic
Will serve to cleanse your gut and clear your pores.
I also recommend more time outdoors.
If you, by this prescription, are unswayed,
Then I suggest you go out and get laid.

Winston Carbuthunkle
Lines to Bad Poets
Rankle and Enflammé, Eds.
Glasgow, 1937