"I admit I am more scandalized by those who make war without goal than I am about people who have consensual sex. The one is not my business, the other is *everyone's* business. And if you don't know which is which."

See? Adultry is "consentual sex" not scandal.

In addition, if you can say that what someone else does is worse, then there is even LESS than no scandal (if that were possible). So, because of the war there isn't anything short of war that "your guys" could do that would be scandalous. Pretty safe bar you set there.