Two blokes went to the pub together every night for years at 9.00 pm. Alf always called at Joe's house.

One night when Alf went to Joe's house and his wife said " I have some bad news, he died in his sleep earlier today".

"Oh!" said Alf, "did he say owt about a tin of paint?".

If you can understand why that is funny - chances are you are from Yorkshire!!

Anything by the Watersons. Even if they sing their shopping list.