Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize
one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.




Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
email?
A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals."




Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."