The truth here is simple Beans.........We don't like you. Nobody around here has ever liked you and any kind words posted about you are just to get a reaction so we can laugh at you behind your back. I'd say that I hated to bring this news to you but fact is, I won the contest! We drew straws and I won so............Yep, you're a bum and we all enjoy the laughs in having you around, yet the time has come to tell it like it is and when it comes to "is".....well, you "ain't."

Spaw