Fat Lady in a Mini-Van (Fun Lyrics not serious folk)

I was cruising down the highway, pretty as you please
When something happened that scared the hell out of me
I looked up in my rearview and what do I see
Comin up fast, right behind me

A fat lady in in a minivan
Drivin to Mcdonald's just as fast as she can
French fries in her lap and a burger in her hand
She's a fat lady in a mini van

Got her foot on the gas and she's tail-gaiting me
Gonna get the kids to soccer and man she's gotta pee
She's still in her bathrobe and it's way past three
She's got her face in the windshield and she's screamin at me

A fat lady in in a minivan
Headed to Mcdonald's just as fast as she can
French fries in her lap and a burger in her hand
Fat lady in a mini-van

She needs an apple pie and a some McRibs for lunch
But first she has to order Egg McMuffins for brunch
She's back on the highway with her foot on the gas
She's a minivan terror with a super-sized ass

Fat lady in a mini-van
Ragin' down the highway in her sardine can
French fries in her lap and Big Gulp in her hand
Fat lady in a mini-van

Ragin down the highway in a sardine can
Fat lady in a mini-van

Ragin down the highway with a big gulp in her hand
Ragin down the highway to the promised land
Ragin down the highway to the promised land