"Life get's teejus, don't it?" Can't really top that.But anyway:

Watching paint dry, that's for me.
Watching paint dry, naturally.
There's no hurry, no there ain't
I won't worry, if the paint
takes it's time, I'll be fine,
please don't mind, right now I'm
just watching paint dry... naturally.

Watching grass grow, that's for me.
Watching grass grow, naturally.
There's no hurry, let it pass,
I won't worry, if the grass
takes it's time, I'll be fine,
please don't mind, right now I'm
just watching grass grow... naturally.

Watching clouds, that's for me.
Watching clouds, naturally.
There's no hurry, see them drift,
I won't worry, that's my gift -
I'll be fine, passing time,
please don't mind, right now I'm
just watching grass grow... naturally.