me and my sis Hollie spotted this thread and the songs reminded us of the old school playground songs we sang while clapping our hands in all sorts of weird and wonderful ways... i think this one may have come from the miss suzie family...

my boyfriend gave me an apple,
my boyfriend gave me a pear,
my boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips,
and threw me down the stairs stairs stairs.

i gave him back his apple,
i gave him back his pear,
i gave him back his kiss on the lips,
and threw him down the stairs stairs stairs.

i made him wash the dishes,
i made him wash the floor,
i made him wash the babies bum in 1984.

i threw him over England,
i threw him over Wales,
i threw him over the USA,
and he ended up in jail.

in jail they give you coffee,
in jail they give you tea,
in jail they give you everything,
except the blooming key!!

charming im sure you'll agree. hehe :o) xxx