To take your second observation first Ebbie,
I think it would be more than reasonable to assume that tacky transactions are also far from unknown in the U.K. when it comes to replenishing empty bottles.
As for your um, "interesting" interpretation of my distinction between "appreciation" & "Sexualisation" as & when & if I figure out how you arrived at it,I will get back to you.
One final (serious) point.
There were only ever two people entitled to address me as son.
Both of those people have been dead for some time,therefore you cannot possibly be one of them.
So please don't.
Ok?