So what. I'm fat, I have lop ears, and when somebody makes a good joke about it I'm the first to give a hearty laugh.

I HAVE difficulties to enter a Porsche, but not a Mini Cooper. Oaklet knows, how easily I slipped in his car, and didn't even have to take off my high topped broad brimmed hat. Must have been a funny sight, and you are kindly invited to write a song about that big fat guy with the giant hat in the minivan (no pedophily and wife beating, please - but at second thought - if she deserves it?).