well i don't think we should encourage young people.
If they turn up, we should say SOD OFF!
This is a place for old and smelly people singing boring songs, so go and sling your hook, and stick it in your MP3 socket. And that was £50, for having the temerity to ask for a look round. Sorry we only do weekend tickets, and a fiver for the progamme.....and you haven't got a kagool........sorry, there IS a dress code mate....!

This sensible and frank approach I believe, will pay dividends in the end and put the tradition back on track.