3 more

Full Flavour
Don't Ask
Under the Seats

These 3 were inspired by a Garfield joke!

Garfield, Jon and Odie were in the cinema.
Odie was chewing.
Jon (knowing that they didn't have anything to eat with them) asked "What's Odie chewing?".
Garfield replied "Don't ask, and don't look under the seats".

It reminds me about a teacher I knew who had a group of difficult year 11 pupils. The desks in the room had loads of chewing gum stuck underneath. One of the lads used to come into lessons and take a piece of the gum from under the desk, pop it into his mouth and then say something like "Hmmmm beech nut".