I've always had the impression that there must be some sort of taboo against killing swans, and that there may be some sort of sexual overtone to swans and the killing of swans. This is all conjecture on my part, but it's something I've wondered about for years - at times when I've had nothing better to do....

But then I've wondered, if people cook goose for Christmas, how much different can swan meat taste?

-Joe Offer, who prefers chicken-