Sexist Joke about females:
How long does it take a woman to orgasam?
WHO CARES?

Sexist Jokes about males:
What is the difference between men and Bonds?
Bonds Mature.

A mother was glowing about her newborn baby...
"He seems to have atributes of both sexes. He has a penis and a brain!"

Two guys are walking down the street when they observe a male dog licking it's privates. The first guy say "I have always wished I could do that!"
His friend replies "You probably ought to pet him first."

Nick