Heard here in the Old West:

Marshal! Black Bart has done shot the Sheriff in the aubergine!

Aubergine, bartender! And set 'em up for the house!

The aubergines pass slowly by, Lorena,
The dew is on the leaves again....

...a cloud of dust and a hearty, "Hiho, Aubergine!"....

Well, Miss Mary, I think you're about as purty as a brand-new aubergine....

Oh give me a home
Where the aubergines roam....

Don't go out there, Marshal! Ringo's got a sawed-off aubergine!

Hey, Slim! Sing "Little Joe the Aubergine", would ya?

If you kin break him he's yers, but them wild aubergines are tough critters.

Colonel Custer! Colonel Custer! We're nearly out of aubergines!