Look, dammit, that's my cousin Abner. He ain't done nothin' to you people. Here he was, just cruising, suckin' up food, workin' over the occasional blue whale, just groovin', and some broke-dick mamaluccas drag him up and show him off to the world!

This is gonna royally piss off Abner's mom. And like they say, when Momma ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy.