Well, now, stranger, mebbe Ah have. An' then agin, mebbe I ain't. Ah guess it deepenz on who wants tuh know...

Actually I just heard a recording of Douglas Adams raving about the amazing rich similes penned by P.G. Wodehouse, whom he praises to the skies as one of the greatest writers ever to coin a phrase in English. I don't remember his examples, but they were very funny.

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