Cut and blow job.

I'll tell you a story that happened to me
one day as I went by Lavall on sea
I was there to see Mary a sweet heart of mine
and thought I could do with a brush up and shine

I went into a barbers called Salon Sex symbol
I wanted my hair cut just like Dave Trimble
imagine my shock when consulting the prices
the menu it sent my poor heart into crisis.

I was near ready to curl up and dye
when young Sofie approached , with a glean in her eye
my heart it raced faster than Pipe on the Hob
when she said "shall we start with the cut or Blow job?"

by the time I met Mary, I was well past my prime
but I must say my hair, it looked quite divine
I think next I go for the perm and the tint
and maybe when Stephanie's doing her stint