If it were done when 'tis done 'twere well it were done quickly. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Top THAT, you melancholy Dane!
Shakespeare, That Scottish Play
If 'tis true, 'tis a pity, and the pity 'tis, 'tis true. And she sells sea shells by the sea shore.
Somebody who wrote plays in the 1700s