Thanks Skipy and mrdux and here are a few more life lessons...

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter or waitress, is NOT a nice person. (very true)

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

*wink*
Love and Light,
Jude