Nigel Mumblenutz (Marty Feldman)   and Pat Riot (Mel Brooks):

"Tha is soooo true. You've it the ed on the ammer you ave. But in all over due respect to his reputation, President Bush is 110% correct about the B I G I S S U E S !!!"

Thats true Nigel,
For example when Bush says, "IF we don't defeat THEM over there they will follow us home".

"E gah a point there dun he govna. Its twit for twat I always say, E's BLoody ell right e is."

Nigel, you Brits and that twit donuel will rue the day you pulled out of Iraq. You know they still have oil... The point is George Bush is correct. History part 2 repeats itself. Take Viet Nam for example. We pulled out and they followed us home.
In metro DC alone there are 52 Vietnamese noodle restaurants.
When France pulled out of Algeria, they followed them home.
When Aunt June used an ATM in Dorchester, they followed her home, but you get the point...

"SHit yeah, Its just not safe to surge inside Bush's Iraq, pull out and go home. Ya need to use protection like MI 5 or your Ohmland Security, ADT, FBI, CIA and the special Cheney office of secret fuckin affairs."

Precisely Nigel.
The other really big thing that Bush is right about is that we are in a war for civilization.
Western Civilization is now simply superior. Just because Persia invented, dams, courts, writing and beer 5,500 years ago doesn't mean they are civilized now. We have creation science and mega churches...

"They ad beah 5,000 year ago?"

Thats right, but now its against their religion to drink beer. They are not civilized anymore. Even their hate of our freedom is not civilized.

"NO BEAH? Bloody ell I even drink in church. Ya know hen those rag heads go to church they chant DEATH TO AMERICA over and over and over. Ow civilized is that?"

Nigel, they go to Masks, not church!
But they are clearly uncivilized. They are heathens and have the gall to call us infidels!
We don't chant "death to Iran" in church do we, we have Fox News for that. Be that as it may, some other things that Bush is right about is higher health care and drug costs, less spending on education, higher tuitions, going to Mars and OF COURSE getting rid of social security.

"Iz that like confidence?"

You see Nigel, most of that rainy day money has already been quietly tapped to fill holes in the budget for years.
The best thing to do with what is left is give it to people who know what to do with money like Wall Street Investment bankers.

"Ats right, I don't like ol people anyway, they smell."

Fair enough but the point is that on every single BIG issue, the President has been right and the only things holding him back are the American people and every single country in the Coalition of the Willing.
The only people backing every great thing he does, besides his staff and defense contractors, are the Axis of Evil.

"excuse me govnah, but that does't sound like a good thing!?

The truth seldom is Nigel, the truth seldom is.