Most lager drinkers are hypocrites.

A mate of mine makes a big deal out of "Lager" sneering at my lovely pint of Holts saying "It's full of live yeast" whilst I know for a fact that he lives on a diet of muesli, cottage cheese and health food.

Small groups of desgner labelled cretins congregate in my local pub whingeing about "It's a bit cloudy" "Tastes a bit off" "It's the end of the barrel" "It's a new barrel" "They don't serve a lot, so it's a bit stale" What a load of shite - they should not make excuses for stuff they have paid good money for, they should take it back to the bar and ask for a replacement or a refund.

I came upon another two friends at a new session started in a new venue. They both had long faces. "they haven't got any fizzy crap, so we won't be coming here again" I have known these two for abot 5 years they usualy drink more than a gallon of Robinsons and a quart of Old Peculiar, sometimes bottled Hobgoblin and a good Chablis - what a load of bollox.

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