These are the Exact Lyrics From The Bards Tale!

Beer, beer, beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer
A long time ago, way back in history
When all there was to drink was nothing but cup of tea
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mopps
And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops

Hey

He must have been admiral, or a sultan or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer
Lord bless Charlie Mopps
The man who invented beer, beer, beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer

The Drunken Rat, The Ainken Drum, The Trudy's pub as well
One thing you can be sure of it's Charlie's beer they sell
So all you lads and lassies at eleven o'clock ye stop
For five short seconds remember Charlie Mopps
1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Hey

He must have been admiral, or a sultan or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer
Lord bless Charlie Mopps
The man who invented beer, beer, beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it round with ye stick
The kind of lubrication to make your engines tick
Twenty pints and one-eighth a day will keep away the quacks
Its only eight pence a penny and only six in tax

Hey

He must have been admiral, or a sultan or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer
Lord bless Charlie Mopps
The man who invented beer, beer, beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer
The lord bless Charlie mopps!