I think you guys should apologize to Gordon for turning a simple request for information about him into a business plan for mushfork pitchpipe bloomers, or whatever it is you're selling. Or at least give him a cut. Of the profits, I mean.
(We can always hope he doesn't read this thread. Maybe Joe could change the title to "Hey Gordon! Don't read this one, OK?")

Aloha,
Mark

PS, 'Spaw, I'd like to see what you have in mind for beards. On the other hand, maybe I wouldn't.