lBack in the 70's I heard Robin Williamson sing what I assume was an English music hall song the chorus of which goes:

Oh that gorgonzola cheese It wasn't over-healthy I suppose Our tom cat fell a corpse upon the mat When the "niff" went up his nose, tiddly-ara talk about the flavor of the crackling on the pork Nothing could have been so strong As the beautifu effluvia that filled the house When the gorgonzola cheese went wrong.

At least that's what I remember. I have been searching for the rest of it ever since - Can anyone help?