To take up a previous point regarding who is royal. A recent TV Documentary about who should be on the English throne concluded that the throne should support the bum of an Australian agricultural biologist living in the outback trying to develop a rice variety that could survive in the Ozzy heat.
This guy can trace his family back to the 14-15th century when one of our kings was away beating the French(no change there then!!) and his queen was having a bit on the side with one of her bodyguards an,an Archer and had his child.I am fighting the temptation to say the Archer was shafting her,or made her quiver but have lost the fight.

A point that came out of the program was that the Crown Prince should be 'Prince Jet"