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Thread #59418   Message #1978816
Posted By: Amos
25-Feb-07 - 10:19 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Who is "her"?

Anyway, as you know, Rapaire is a man closely attuned to violent solutions and the implements thereof. So he keeps a couple of freezers buried in the back yard. They are sodded over -- as he often is himself -- and protected by random sprinklings of junk and rubble -- hmmm, the parallels are fascinating -- and because they are freezers, they defeat efforts by the police to find recently expired victims using infrared heat sensor devices. So when his violent side gets the better of him, and he cuts some housewife's throat with his epee or guts some insurance salesman by accident, thinking him to be an intruder because he rang the doorbell at 11 AM on Saturday, or he demonstrates his military arsenal to the neighbor in retribution for the neighbor's dog having messed up his calla lilies, why it's no worries. Into the freezer they go. If it gets full, well, the alarm has long since died down and he can grind 'em up for fertilizer at his leisure and make room for more.

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