But....Spaw...you are my inspiration, man. I mean, those incredible stories you wrote about Paw and Cletus and the Reg Boys (how many of them were there?) and the Little Pissant and stuff like that. I have been trying to equal that outpouring of inane crap ever since I arrived here, and still haven't quite made it to the mark. It is only my desire to emulate you and possibly draw near to your magnificence that keeps me going.

I also yearn to talk dirty like you do, but I just can't summon up the nerve. (sigh)

One day greatness shall be mine too!