There ought to be a BableFish thing that adds profanity and colorful verbiage to your statements. Hawk, if you underwent as many medical procedures that deprived your brain of oxygen as Spaw has, you might have abilities closer to your roll [sic] model. Maybe it was just the drugs in the 60s or 70s, or the syph has reached his brain.

Nevertheless, Spaw has bigger dogs than you and his Weimers could eat your wieners for lunch.