In reference to Spaw's opening comments, I happen to own the longest Slug trail - it's on display in an oak case in my living room. The slug wasn't there when I dug the trail up, so I had one recreated out of marzipan. As for the largest venereal wart - I'd be interested in how Spaw and LH work that one out. I don't have any and I'm not showing them to anyone anyway.

Steve