Story goes that there were these two young Ojibway guys who finally left the Rez to go the big city of Chicago and get jobs. Never having been off the Rez before they weren't sure of things in the Big Outside World, but they were young and willing to have a go at it. Driving down, they got hungry and stopped at a restaurant with a big sign out front that said "Hot Dogs".

Well, they were willing to try.

When the food was brought, the oldest peeked inside his sandwich and asked his brother, "So tell me, what part of the dog did YOU get?"