The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #97765 Message #1981043
Posted By: Pseudolus
27-Feb-07 - 03:10 PM
Thread Name: First joke thread for 2007
Subject: RE: First joke thread for 2007
A man was very excited after taking his classes in skydiving. He was about to take his first jump and the instructor reminded him, "OK, you jump out, wait ten seconds and pull this cord. If in the unlikely event nothing happens, you pull this second cord, it's your emergency parashute. when you land a truck will come by to pick you up." He's all ready and when told to, he jumps out of the plane, waits ten seconds and pulls the first cord.....nothing. He doesn't panic, he just pulls the second cord....nothing. Now the ground is coming at him like a runaway train and he thinks to himself, "Damn, I'll bet that truck won't be there to pick me up either!"