Flipp9in' Amsterflippindam. You can smoke a little here and see girls and drink good beer but you know what? They got flippin' COPS! I had a little beer and stuff and was goin' to see this blond only I acidenly like fell against this guy and sort of acidntly hit him in the flippin' eye with my fist! I swear it was a flippin' accident!

Anyway, he was a flippin' COP! And he put me in flippin' JAIL! I missed my flippin' flight back to Canada!

I'm here in Amsterflippindam. I just got out of gail. My ticket home ain't any good. I only got about ten dollars. And everybody here speaks dutch or french or some other foriegn flippin' language!

HOLY FLIP, MAN! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FLIP TO DO!