Copied from here, where it's called a poem:

Here's to the man
That rocketh his child
And rocketh and rocketh his own.
But many a man rocketh
Another man's child
When he thinks he's rocking his own.

Here's to the man
That kisses his wife
And kisses and kisses his own.
But many a man kisses
Another man's wife
When he ought to be kissing his own.