You would be personally responsible for protecting Canada, or at least Blind River, from attack. Usually the attacks come either from the Martians or the Canadians. You also have to be ready at all time to rescue beautiful women from Fates Worse Than Death and/or ride to the rescue of other Legionaires (there aren't any in Canada at the moment) or Bee-Dubya-Ell, whichever comes first.

Holy Flip! I can do this, eh? Speshally the part about rescuin' the women.

The dues are subsidised, so it wouldn't cost you anything.

Flippin' A!!!

Let me know if you want to apply for membership and take The Membership Test.

I am ready, man! I can do this. Idaho Legion here I come!

- Shane