*Cetchy liddle jingle*

If you need a haircut,
and your wife will not put out,
Well take right off that thimble, friend,
Sex symbol's the place to scout!

For here, we are your friends,
And here, you don't need to hiiiiide,
And here, we cut your hair,
So you feel good inside! *HEY!*

Soooooooooooooo,
If you need a haircut,
and your wife will not put out,
Well take right off that thimble, friend,
Sex symbol's the place to scout!

*V.O.* La Salon Sex Symbol, the place to be! (On the corner of fifth and main, ask for Candy and you'll be let right in!)

~Barky
(In the middle, it changes some....actually, alot..... Um... yeah... put it to whatever tune you want. It sucks...)