The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #99515   Message #1983916
Posted By: Charley Noble
02-Mar-07 - 10:24 AM
Thread Name: Origins: How to escape from pirates
Subject: RE: Origins: How to escape from pirates

I can just hear the screams and giggles as you advance into the "powder room" torch in hand at the next Getaway.

Another technique is illustrated by the "Maid on the Shore" who allowed herself to be kidnapped, brought out to the pirate ship, wined and dined. Then she sang the pirates to sleep, gathered up some of their booty, and with the captain's broad sword rowed her way back to the shore. Don't try this if you can't sing on key!

Charley Noble