Ok....I know I'm never going to live this one down but...

(Tune Get a Haircut by George Thorogood)

You say your hair's too long, you look like a fool
You stare at girls all day, and you start to drool
But they ignore whatever you've got to say
Why not come and get some at our Salon today?

Le Salon Sex Symbol, yes that is our name
Just one stop at our place and you'll be glad you came
So if you need a little buzz on your knob
Come get a haircut and get a blow job

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Come get a haircut and get a blow job
Come join our club, we make all members throb
So if you're looking for a trim or a bob
Come get a haircut and get a blowjob

If you want a crew cut, well that's ok
But five girls is the maximum, so our policies say
And if you've got something exotic in mind
Well to make our razors sharp, first we have to grind!

If you want the "the wet look" that's our specialty
You want witch hazel? We can get it on for a fee
It all ends up in a thick goopy blob
So come get a haircut and get a blow job!

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All of our girls are very skilled with the hand
The best blow dryers in all of the land
Our favorite tune is "The Pipe on the Hob"
Come get a haircut and get a blow job!

CHORUS

Ugh....I feel so ashamed...so, so, dirty...

--Mbo