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Thread #99392 Message #1984534
Posted By: Bobert
02-Mar-07 - 09:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: top all-time heavyweight boxers
Subject: RE: BS: top all-time heavyweight boxers
Well, yeah, I can't much argue with anyone here... All these fighters was great but...
...fir this ol' hillbilly it was Clarky Crumbar an' it was like the 8th grade an' I was 'bout 5'8" an' 'bout hunnert pounds and Clarky had been kept back a few years an was like 5 years older an' 'bout 6'2" and 'round 240 an...
...well, one day in English class he kinda got this idea in his head that I was out to get him??? Hey, maybe this is why he was doing the 8th grade fir the 2nd 'er 4th time, I don't know...
So, Clarky has dozed off in clas an' had some dream where aq 600 foot tall Jesus came to him an' said, "Bobert is out to get ya" so...
Whats a 6'2", 240 kid to do???
So Mrs. Green called him up to front to get some test paper 'er somethin' and so he went on up fir the paper and on the way back figgured that he'd better take care of that "pesky Bobert" while he could so he...
... sucker punched the poor ol' Bobert with 'bout all them 240 and the poor ol' Bobert jus' went with chair 'bout 3 'er 5 feet back and bleedin' real bad but the best part 'bout it was that I din't remember the blood cause...
...I was out cold, too...
Peace
Bobert