LMAO, Bill! Those are excellent. I may have to print them out and put THEM on my door!

I agree with Riginslinger, I think it would just attract them if I put "Born Again" on the door, even though I do believe in reincarnation, they would take it the wrong way.:-)

I don't think I will get too many more when they see the Beware of Dog sign next to the new one. My daughter put those up on her gate and fence and has not been bothered since. Of course the four dogs at her house make more of a commotion than my one, but my one has a really menacing growl and bark.