Where are my mock crab paste sandwiches? MOCK CRAB PASTE grated cheese ¼ teaspoon salt ¼ teaspoon paprika ¼ teaspoon mustard 1 teaspoon anchovy paste 1 tablespoon chopped olives 1 teaspoon lemon juice 2 tablespoons butter breadcrumbs skinned tomatoes Combine all ingredients and mix thoroughly. I'll make a special pack for Phil & Steve. To eat onstage . . .