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Thread #99450   Message #1984828
Posted By: Tweed
03-Mar-07 - 09:08 AM
Thread Name: BS: Geraldo to open Jesus tomb
Subject: RE: BS: Geraldo to open Jesus tomb
Hey Hawk,
I just read the Geraldo thread and oddly enough, you and I have something in common!! Yaz yaz I know..., do not cut out your tongue or commit yourself to a lobotomy just yet. ;~)

I got to thinking about this thing with Jesus thirty five years or so ago when I stumbled upon this work, which may or may not be a fictitious account:
The Life and Teachings of the Masters of the Far East

It set off a light switch in my cashew sized brain and of course I feared to expound publicly about Jesus just being a regular, if really enlightened, person...not unlike the rest of us who labor upon the earth. It was a little freaky at first but after a while I think I respected him even more as a man than a god for the things he tried to teach us.

Anyhow, I thought I'd throw that at you. Put another log on the fire. It's 80 something outside today here on the Great Sandbar and large numbers of pasty skinned broke dick mammaluccas can be seen changing into their speedos and thongs using the open doors of their Mercurys as a sort of beach cabana on wheels. It's very unpleasant for us locals, but summer is coming and they will soon all be back fishing for walleyes when the ice breaks on the lakes.

Tweed