To the tune of The Beatles' "Come Together"

Up in
Quebec, in a
town called Laval, There's a
beauty salon, that's the
stuff of fable,
All the girls who work there dress exotic,
and they do the dances of the type so erotic.

If no one touches, then its
very legal, but the
men of Laval, like to
get their feels,
And the girl working here just offered me more
Now I'm gettin' my hair cut by a good looking whore

Come together, right now, with me

Tickle my nose, with your
short and curlies, just like
Bob DeNiro, s'the scent
of you girlies,
that makes me smile and drool so much
The hell with that old rule that states that I can't touch

Can we come together, right now, just for me?

Well it
seems my girlfriend, thinks my
trust needs tested, so she
called the police, and I
got arrested,
They closed down the nicest salon today.
Since we got interuptted do I still have to pay?

Come together, right now, just for free.