I wonder if they have anything on History of China - which could be awkward fitting all that alleged history into the allotted time span - maybe they believe in 'time warps'...

Just a jump to the left right,
And then a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips No Poofters!
You bring your knees in tight (ladies especially!)
But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane,

Now that's just enough of that!