Obviously, this is a conspiracy between Canada. Obviously, Albertan troops will be marching across the Idaho border any day now and nothing much between them and the Grand Canyon except Idaho and Utah*!

Yes, the Idaho Legion will fight these aggressors, but with more and more Canadian beer available here effective resistance is problematic at best! The availibility of Moosehead and Labatt's and the rest is just another conspiracy, one to cripple the Legion!











*Of course, this includes the Naval base up in Northern Idaho, Mountain Home AFB, Gower Field, Hill AFB, Tooele Army Depot, and a slew of combat-experienced NG and Reserve outfits, but NOBODY can outfight, outdrink, outcuss, outdance, outlove, or outlie the Idaho Legion!