Probably Tipper's vibrator.

And then there's this sentence from the same article:

"Kreider said Gore purchases enough energy from renewable energy sources such as solar, wind and methane gas to balance 100 percent of his electricity costs."

So what the hell does that mean? They give the figure he uses according to the power company, then his spokeswoman says they purchase an EQUAL amount from other sources? So his actual energy use is DOUBLE what the power company reported? Damn Tipper's insatiable.

Your posterboy's a fraud, people.