Conspiray Theory: There is really no such person as Little Hawk. He is actually a committee of people who think up ideas for threads on Mudcat that are intended to keep us entertained and thereby too busy to notice when Canada invades the U.S., after which Great Britain and Australia will also be invaded. They've sent us actors and hockey players, and now their donut shops are in Maine. This is a very slow invasion, but we're too complacent to even notice that.