Assuming it's not a rather heavy-handed attempt at parody, it really does seem rather impertinent to try to define "Conservative" as coterminous with this very peculiar set of ideas - still more to try to define Christianity as somehow existing mentally within these kind of narrow limits, which are only accepted by a pretty small proportion of Christians around the world, and even, I suspect, in the States.)

It'd very much the same kind of aggrandisement by a extreme fringe sect with access to money that is attempting the same thing for the world's equally diversified Muslim traditions.