SouthWestern Troll Pudding.

Ingredients : first things that come into your head.

Preparation: pour everything into a large bowl and stir and stir and stir. (If being filmed, ensure that hands are prominently shown).
Cooking: place bowl in oven for as long as you like. Pudding can be reheated.
Servings: a little goes a long way and can be doled out to serve hundreds if not thousands.
Warning - this meal can make many people feel nauseous so toilet facilities must be provided.